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A Christian sex enchiridion disguised as a “marriage guidebook” that’s been pissing everyone off for the over and done with two weeks.
Evangelicals are creeped out by Pastor Mark’s soft-cover not only because of its endorsement of rigorous fucking, but its advocation of boob jobs, sex toys, r-playing, frequent butt-sex, and blowjobs. It should go without saying, of course, that Pock-mark’s blessings only extend to those practicing straight sex. Liberals are equally grossed out, but for the facing reason: they accuse Pastor Mark of using Biblical verse to warrant his chauvinistic complementarianism.
Like many other cocaine-boogered whippersnappers out there, I regularly find it hard to pay attention to the righteous squawks of a religious person for more than a few seconds without zoning out, but Minister Mark’s tome promised to be juicy. For starters, it opens with a betoken that his words will cause uncontrollable clitoral swelling as long as you don’t have a strand subscription: “If you are older, from a highly conservative religious out of the public eye, live far away from a major city, do not spend much time on the Internet, or do not have radio television, the odds are that you will want to read this chapter while sitting down, with the medics ripe on speed dial.
Source: VICE