01.01.70
You be informed, James Gunn, for a man who writes for the horror genre, you sure don't seem to certain much about your target demographic. Did you know that more women buy tickets to horror movies than men ? So, when you say, "who doesn't covet to have a beautiful, young, 18-year-old cheerleader with lots of up-skirt shots in the bull's-eye of zombie carnage?", I feel compelled to answer you. But, in fact, I think you might be able to answer the question yourself! Think about it. Who doesn't crave that?
I'll give you a hint: remember when I told you about people who like abhorrence? Oh, right! Women! Including straight women. Oh, and remember gay men? Also, any few of other people who, for whatever reason, don't think that barely-legal crotches are wonderful fun to look at? Those people like zombies, too. So weird, right? I'm unavoidable it's hard to remember, as a straight man, that not everybody else is a straight man. Sometimes I disregard that I'm not a straight man, too. All of the video games that I play seem to be telling me that I am one, so it can be Non-Standard real difficult to remember sometimes.
Source: The Phoenix (blog)