by mylifesucks
Exactly A Bird says:
Wow, Ari reminds me of me in my beforehand 20’s, making systematized lists of my conquests — only character is that I’m a maiden, and his lists are composed in MS spreadsheets, with exact notes and a rating system.
Congrats Ari, you’ve charmed douche-baggery to a whole new direct. Gotta tenderness the event that this guy thinks that baggin, bangin’, and bewitching precise notes on sknk chicks is the closely-catch to stardom (my speculation is that it’s more of a notorious/self belief-erection “self“ bulge out). You see, for Ari, it’s unblemished mathematics — the more bad chicks you bang, the cooler you are!!!
Ari, this is more plausible a noted-humdinger. The furthest issue of this will be that no self-respecting, canny strife of any solidity will ever start you — obedient job!! You’ll beyond question come to terms your Jewish mum proud! On the lambent side though: Your memoirs of the last two months’ “conquests” will help you done add some “kernel” to your autobiography, and at the least, it’ll inform appropriate you pinpoint when and where you picked up the gonorrhea, syphilis, etc.
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